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    Katelyn Tarver

    Wonderful Crazy

    (2006)

    Reviewed by Jamie Lee Rake

    DiscogsApple Music
    Label Virgin RecordsThe Phantom Tollbooth2005
    dance poppopreggae

    Talk to me enough about music, and you'll know that, among other things, I'm all about the 'tween pop. Give me something that's a must-add for Radio Disney's playlist by some aged-in-its-prime demographic, and so long as I'm not embarrassed (that, readers, takes a lot), I'm happy with my frothy, so-called guilty pleasure.

    That's why I was rooting for Katelyn Tarver. The perky, blonde high schooler not only has the kind of looks that could land her a modelling contract. She's Christian, too. Good.

    That may be more than can be said for much of the American Idol Junior finalist's debut. A bevy of writers, including Christian market adult pop staple Scott Krippayne's titular tune, don't drum up much in terms of memorability (Krippayne's contribution has more of a hook than most cuts here). Production values neither punch with a zip-bang-pow (the usual 'tweener prerogative) nor proffer a conscientious subtlety in touch with Tarver's natural breathiness; they're just "there."

    And some of the songs she was given! The chorus of "Life Was" gives us the existential conundrum "There is no love without love." Oh, dear. In "Keep Your Eyes On The Prize," our heroine offers her romantic faithfulness under conditions that he's already hers. Huh?

    Happily for all concerned, Tarver saves her best for last. And would you believe her best is a reggae song? "Everything" makes the Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys sound astute by comparison, but Tarver sounds committed to the tune's quixotic couplets over a poppily bubbling lover's rock reggae lilt.

    Unless she and her handlers can summon more similar surprises, here's looking for her in Vogue soon.

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