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    Lust Control

    Worst of Lust Control

    (2001)

    Reviewed by Ken Mueller

    Discogs
    Label Millennium 8 RecordsThe Phantom Tollbooth2001
    comedyhardcore punkpunk

    The fine folks at M8 Records have done us a great service by resurrecting the late, great Lust Control. These pranksters of punk, hiding behind ski masks, got their start in the late eighties as a bit of a joke, but soon learned that their fast-paced, old-school approach to sin could have a positive impact on kids in the church. Originally released on Blonde Vinyl, Lust Control included Doug Van Pelt (of HM Magazine) and Paul Q-Pek (later of One Bad Pig).

    This collection of thirty songs (all on just one CD!) is a fun, tongue-partially-in-cheek, look at sex, drugs, rock & roll, and a variety of issues related to sin and a call for Christians to live a holy life. Kinda like a punk rock revival complete with fire and brimstone, as well as an occasional swipe at the Christian establishment. The compilation includes songs from three of the band's CDs (This is a Condom Nation, Dancing Naked, and Feminazi). Classics include "Madalyn Murray O'Hair," "Jesus Washed Judas' Feet," "Dancing Naked" (later done by Pek with OBP), "Big Bang," and "John Styll" (a 14-second ode to the head of CCM Magazine). Most of the songs are in the one- to three-minute range, though some last a lot longer, and a few clock in at just under 15-seconds.

    While many of the titles and topics are enough to make your pastoral staff cringe (if not run and hide), there is something to be said for a band like Lust Control. They were not afraid to tackle the issues that the church was afraid to deal with (when was the last time you heard a sermon on masturbation?). Two bonuses include a punk version of the hymn "There is a Fountain" as well as Lust Control's version of Steve Taylor's "I Blew up the Clinic Real Good."

    And like most of the stuff coming out of Millenium Eight, this is a limited edition of only 2000 copies, so get 'em while they're hot.

    3.5 tocks

    Other coverage for this album

    HM Magazine #88Reviewed by Melba JacksonOf all the albums I've listened to and considered for review, this one has the best title -- The Worst Of. This trash is terrible! While I'm just an old lady and have been around and heard a lot over the years, there is just some subjects better left unsaid. These so-called artists discuss such uncouth and dirty subjects as lust, pornography, masturbation, abortion, and drugs. My heart is…The Phantom Tollbooth 2001Reviewed by Brian A. SmithPresented by the staff of HM Magazine, it's Lust Control! This limited edition CD features songs from three releases, This is a Condom Nation, Dancing Naked, and Feminazi. Suffice it to say this is not a CD for those without a sense of humor. Lust Control is the Christian answer to fans of The Ramones and The Dead Milkmen. No target is safe from these guys. With titles such as "Madalyn Murray…

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