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    These 5 Down

    These 5 Down

    (2000)

    Reviewed by Grindboy

    DiscogsApple Music
    Label Absolute RecordsDead Zine2000
    alternative metalfunk metalgroove metalnu metal

    Sometimes when I hear an album is really above par for a genre, I take a chance on it. I dig an occasional Sevendust or White Zombie tune, and I've become a big Project 86 fan, so I gave These 5 Down a shot. I don't know if it's because this isn't good or if I just don't like the style much, but I'm not going to be spinning this one much at all.

    What this makes me think of the most is hearing oh, say, Godsmack on the radio and just thinking to myself "do SOMETHING!" Nothing interesting ever really does happen, though, just the mall-metal formula to a T. Chunky drop-D sounding power chords mixed with weird Korn-ish sounds, mid-slow paced, looking for the groove factor to carry them through. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't carry very far -- and even if you haven't heard it, you've pretty much heard it.

    Lyrically, we've got the obligatory drug song ("How low did you go to get that high"), the evil media song ("I am the media, I'm here to mold you, I am the media, Soon I will own you"), and the stand for what you believe song ("Stand, stand, stand for what you believe"). Anything there you haven't heard before?

    All that aside, this isn't a bad cd. "Revelation War" has a nice exploding chorus hook, and "Get it Back" has some funky-like stuff going on that I like. Really, if you think Godsmack rocks, you'll like this a lot. It is every bit as good as 90% of what my local rock station plays -- it's just that for me, that's no reason to get excited about the record, rather it's why I don't much listen to the radio.

    6/10

    Other coverage for this album

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